Holy Shat Crackers! (Part 2)

As Saturday rolled around, Bean was finally starting to feel better, just in time for our pub crawl for Amanda's birthday. We decided to start the day with lunch at Sweet and Savory, mainly because they have the best bloody marys! This was actually our second trip there; the first time was actually for the food, not the booze but whatever.

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After we drank lunch we headed over to Amanda and Elizabeth's house to have a little pre-game session before we headed downtown. We started at the Husk for our pub crawl (we only made it to two bars for our "pub crawl", another sign of getting old…). We met up with a few other girls and one pretty cool dude to hang out with all that estrogen. At the time taking shots was the best decision we had ever made (I would later regret that decision). After spending a few hours at the husk (ooo about that pub crawl..) we decided we were hungry and made our way to the next (and last) stop on our bar crawls. We went to hell's kitchen and ordered some serious fried food. I wish I could tell you more about this, but as I said before, shots seemed like a good idea at the time. And that is all I'm going to say about that… Ooo look, pretty pictures...

 

 

Let's talk about Sunday and the grand idea we had that day. Since Miss Breanna was on a family free vacation we thought she needed (and I can always use an excuse) to get pampered. I called a couple of spas and everyone was booked. I did finally find a place that had two openings. The only catch was that the massages were by men. Breanna and I both have had massages by men before so no big deal, we reserved our spots and headed on over. When we arrived we were a little early so we helped ourselves to some hot tea in the waiting lounge. We took about 3 sips before we realized we were being taunted by that damn ginger root again. Don't get me wrong, I like ginger, in moderation. If it's burning my tongue, you may have used too much… I'm just sayin. After a short wait that we used for picture opportunities we were called in for our massages. As I was getting undressed to lie on the table it hit me. I FORGOT TO SHAVE. Have you ever had a massage before? Do you know how incredibly embarrassing and awkward this situation can be? Let me assure you, peeing your pants in public is probably less painful. In my defense I was slightly hung over and not thinking properly. Once I laid down and got all covered up, my masseuse came back in the room. I decided it was best to warn that poor sap what was about to go down. The whole thing was relaxing minus the part where my legs were massaged. I promptly asked the masseuse if he was bleeding when he was done with my legs. He said no, I think he was just being nice.

 

 

Monday was a little bitter sweet. For Breanna that is (I was just bitter ;-) ). It was her last day here and I know she hated to leave me (I'm pretty cool), but she really missed her little family (they are cooler than I am). We decided to spend our last day together at the beach. We had lunch on the water at a restaurant called the oceanic. It was still a little chilly out, but from behind the window of our ocean front view it seemed like a beautiful summer day. After lunch we headed down to the water to take the standard beach pictures. We walked around for a while, collecting sea shells for her son. After the beach it was time to say goodbye. I'm so glad I got to spend some time quality girl time with that nugget. I needed it.

 

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